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Army of the Dead[]

Las Vegas outbreak[]

Mothership
Gatekeeper, this is Mothership. The Four Horsemen are on the gallop. You are a go to open the stable door. I repeat, open the stable door.
Gatekeeper
The payload is secure and the Horsemen are en route.

Misty Hillman
Make sure I look cute.
Hillman
Whoo!
Misty Hillman
Get in here.
Hillman
Vegas, baby!
Misty Hillman
Vegas!
Hillman
Go, baby. Yeah.
Misty Hillman
We did it!
Hillman
Yeah. I think it went. Go, baby. Let's go. Let's go!
Misty Hillman
Get out of here!
Hillman
Yeah!
Misty Hillman
I'm a wife, bitches! Love, love, love, love, love!
Hillman
What are you doing? Get in here. I feel it!

Bissell
Any idea what the hell we're hauling? Why we need all this firepower to protect it?
Kelly
Could be anything from a briefcase nuke to the original copy of the Constitution, but the one written in the Founding Fathers' blood.
Bissell
Right. Or like, uh. . . Bigfoot.
Kelly
I was thinking more like headpiece to the Staff of Ra or Amelia Earhart, but alive. So, the less you know, the better.
Bissell
True.

Misty Hillman
I got you a little present for making an honest woman out of me.
Hillman
What? Wait, what are you talking about? Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Get in there. All right.
Misty Hillman
You are in trouble now, mister.

Bissell
All right, I've got one. How about the lunar lander that was supposedly left on the moon?
Kelly
Yeah, I like the thematic extraterrestrial reference, seeing as we're just coming from, uh. . . Well, you know.
Bissell
So you're saying there's a chance.
Kelly
Chance of what?
Bissell
Chance we're hauling a. . . Well, you know. The holy grail.
Kelly
Yeah, could be the grail.
Bissell
Not the grail grail, but the holy grail of things we shouldn't be hauling. You're gonna just make me say it out loud?
Kelly
I honestly don't. . . I mean, you're being cryptic.

Hillman
Oh, wow.

Bissell
Area 51. Secret hangar. Autopsy. All right, I'll say it. It's an alien.

Hillman
Oh, my God!

Kelly
Look out!
Soldier 1
Blackwing's hurt.
Soldier 2
Come on, guys. Hustle up. Let's get this thing out!
Soldier 3
Get this one. Hustle, hustle.
Soldier 4
Multiple DOAs, sir.
Soldier 5
Never mind. They're dead in there. Let's get to this one. Come on.
Soldier 6
Guys, get to payload two!
Soldier 7
Copy that!
Kelly
Mothership, this is the Four Horsemen. Do you copy?
Mothership
Copy. Go ahead, Horsemen.
Kelly
We're in an emergency situation, Mothership. Requesting support.
Mothership
Copy, Horsemen. What is the nature of your emergency?
Kelly
We've been in a serious accident, Mothership. We got numerous fatalities for sure. We need a medevac ASAP.
Mothership
Copy that, Horsemen. Dispatching medevac now. Keep your comms open while I contact the medevac. Horsemen, what is the condition of the payload?
Kelly
The payload. Uh. . . Yeah, payload is compromised. Looks like it's busted open in the middle of the highway.
Mothership
Stand by, Horsemen. All right, listen carefully. Gather whoever can walk or move and get away from the payload immediately.
Kelly
Wait, what are you telling me to do?
Mothership
Shut the fuck up and listen to me. Get your men out of there, Horsemen. If they can't move, leave them. You understand? Get away from that location now! Do you copy?
Kelly
Yeah. Yeah, I copy. Hey! Hey! Leave it.
Soldier
Do what?
Kelly
They said to stay away from it.
Soldier
What?
Kelly
They said stay-- Hey, we gotta go. You heard what they said. We need to move now!
Bissell
We need to go back. They need our help!
Kelly
No. There is no "they," you understand? Everyone's fucked. Come on.
Bissell
Wait, wait, wait! Wait!
Kelly
No, no, no. We can't stop. We gotta keep moving.
Bissell
We're far enough away now. It's okay.
Kelly
It is so not okay.
Bissell
All right, all right. What was that?
Kelly
It's hunting us. Okay, it's getting further away. Let's go.
Bissell
Holy shit. Are you kidding me?
Kelly
That really scared me.

Liberace Partygoer
Are you ready, boys? A on, two, three, four!

"Viva Las Vegas" plays in lieu of dialogue

Six years later[]

WBC World News reporter
Thousands of protesters marched on the capitol this morning in response to yesterday's historic congressional vote that narrowly ratified the controversial proposal to wipe out the last remains of the so-called zombie wars, which drew to a dramatic end with the US military suffering massive casualties and being forced to retreat as Vegas was walled off with the zombies left inside to haunt the abandoned city. This will mark the culmination of the president's efforts to fulfill his campaign promise to exterminate Las Vegas' undead population by taking the extreme action of dropping a low-yield tactical nuclear bomb on the city of Las Vegas in four days' time, coinciding with sunset on the Fourth of July holiday. The executive order has prompted the full evacuation of the McCarran Quarantine Camp, which has long been the target of civil rights groups who have argued that no evidence of infection has been detected in the camp.
Bly Tanaka
Excuse me. May I talk to that gentleman, please?
Kevin
Hey, Scott? You've got a visitor.
Bly Tanaka
Mr. Ward.
Scott Ward
Hey. You're Bly Tanaka, right? You want to see me?
Bly Tanaka
It's not every man who saves the secretary of defense from a horde of flesh-eating monsters, earns the Medal of Freedom, only to end up. . .
Scott Ward
Working at a burger joint. Mr. Tanaka, I am well aware of my situation.
Bly Tanaka
Here's the thing: There's $200 million in the basement vault beneath the Strip. 200 million the insurance company already reimbursed me for, untaxable, untraceable.
Scott Ward
Un-spendable.
Bly Tanaka
That's where you come in. With 96 hours left, the government has already moved more than half of its military presence out of the quarantine zone, which makes it vulnerable. I want you to put together a team and get it out. In exchange, 50 million is yours to divvy up amongst whoever you take in with you. Intrigued? Don't give me an answer. Think on it for the night.
Martin
In good faith.
Bly Tanaka
We'll talk soon, Mr. Ward.

Sean
You should just be happy that this is essentially a government-funded health care solution that will put an end to all of this.
Female Pundit
Come on, Sean. You know they're not infected. If they were they would be zombies already. They're political prisoners, just people the government doesn't want on the streets. You know as well as I do, if you have questionable immigration status, advocate for gay rights or abortion, the next thing you know they have a temperature gun at your head, or dragging you out of your house or your car under the guise of public safety.
Sean
We've tested thousands of nukes in the Nevada desert. This is no different.

McCarran Quarantine Camp announcer
Attention detainees of Las Vegas McCarran Quarantine Camp. This facility is in an active evacuation. Board the shuttle bus for Barstow. Have your current temporary health clearance card to present to officials as you board the shuttle. Reminder, shuttles will be leaving every fifteen minutes.
Kate Ward
Hey, guys.
Angela
Kate!
Kate Ward
Hi. I can't breathe! You guys excited for the big move?
Adjit
Yeah!
Geeta
Kate, let the kids finish packing. Go on. Come on. Kate, I need you to promise me something. In case anything happens to me in the next few days, just make sure the kids make it out to Barstow, okay?
Kate Ward
What do you mean, "if anything happens?" What could happen?
Geeta

You know her, don't you? The Coyote.

Kate Ward
Geeta, that is not an option.
Geeta
Kate, she helps people get in, crack a slot machine, slip back out. Before anyone even knows, you're gone. That money is our ticket out of here, or we'll be trapped in Barstow forever. Listen, these guards, they don't give a shit, but for five grand I can buy my way out, me and my kids. I have to get the kids out by Friday, and I will do whatever it takes to protect my family.
Kate Ward
Geeta, people that go in there, they don't always come back.
Geeta
Just forget it.
Kate Ward
Hey, wait, wait wait. Geeta, come on.
Geeta
Just let it go, okay?
Burt Cummings
Hey. Hey! Everything okay here, ladies?
Kate Ward
What, you don't have anything better to do?
Geeta
Kate.
Burt Cummings
The fuck you say to me, volunteer?
Geeta
Nothing. She didn't say anything.
Burt Cummings
Is that right, volunteer?
Geeta
Kate. Kate!
Burt Cummings
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up!
Kate Ward
Okay.
Burt Cummings
What? Were you saying something to me?
Kate Ward
No, I didn't say anything.
Burt Cummings
You know, the first sign of infection is belligerence, and actions outside of social norms. Look at me and hold still. Clear.
McCarran Quarantine Camp announcer
Volunteers and temporary workers, employee shuttles leave in five minutes.
Burt Cummings
Your turn. If you want, I could use my rectal thermometer. Oh, you're down a couple of decimal points. You sure you're feeling all right? You sure you're not infected?
Kate Ward
I-I'm fine. I'm fine. I-I feel fine.
Burt Cummings
Well, you're both within the margin of error, but watch it. You better be on that bus, volunteer.
Geeta
Asshole. What were you thinking? Do you know how easy it would be for him to make you disappear? All he has to say is that you dropped a degree, and nobody would question it. Nobody.
Kate Ward
I know, I'm--
Geeta
You know.
Kate Ward
I just, he's. . . Look, it doesn't matter. I'm sorry, I just. . . I need you to promise me that you're not gonna do anything stupid. Geeta, it's. . . it's not worth the risk.
Geeta
No, you're right. I won't. I promise, okay? Thanks.

Kate Ward
Mom!

Bly Tanaka
Yes?
Scott Ward
Mr. Tanaka, I'm in a tough spot. I don't like you very much, so I hate giving you the satisfaction of taking the job, but. . .
Bly Tanaka
You'd best to gather your team. You'll need a helicopter pilot and a safecracker. I'm gonna text you an address. Be there at 4 PM tomorrow. He's in.

Accepting the mission[]

Anita (speaking Spanish)
I hate to ask, but I have to take the kids to school, an if I can't get to my job. . .
Maria Cruz (speaking Spanish)
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
Anita (speaking Spanish)
Thank you, Maria.
Maria Cruz (speaking Spanish)
Don't worry about it. Careful, I'm all greasy. Sharkey, give her the white loaner.
Anita (speaking Spanish)
Thank you, Maria.
Maria Cruz (speaking Spanish)
Say hi to the kids.
Anita
Okay, bye.
Maria Cruz
Fuck.
Scott Ward
Hey
Maria Cruz
Ah, hey!

Scott Ward
So you think it's a bad idea?
Maria Cruz
Come on, Scott. It's not a matter of think, it's a matter of is, and it is a bad goddamn idea.
Scott Ward
You're out?
Maria Cruz
I didn't say that.
Scott Ward
You're in?
Maria Cruz
I didn't say that, either.
Scott Ward
But you're intrigued.
Maria Cruz
That much I'm guessing your ass knew before you even walked in.
Scott Ward
I mean, think about it. Everything we did, all those people we saved. Look what it got us, but what if. . . what if, just once, we did something just for us?
Maria Cruz
We could die.
Scott Ward
Yeah, we'll probably die. Some of us, at least.
Maria Cruz
Fifty million dollars.
Scott Ward
Fifty million.
Maria Cruz
What's the split? Even, however many ways?
Scott Ward
Figured you, me, and Vanderohe will take fifteen million each, assuming he'll do it. Everybody else who isn't family. . .
Maria Cruz
Nobody needs to know our cut.
Scott Ward
Now you're getting it.
Maria Cruz
Who else is on your crazy-ass list?

Vanderohe
So, I see you had a visitor. Well, talk to me. How did it go?
Elderly Woman
Well, first time she's come to visit me in six months. We can't make small talk for more than 35 minutes without it turning into a fight. Still, she seems happy. That's what matters, I suppose.
Vanderohe
I'm sure that she appreciates you, even if you don't realize it. I mean it. And if she doesn't, screw her.

Vanderohe
That's, uh. . . some heavy shit.
Scott Ward
So where's your head at?
Vanderohe
You know when we were in it? Like, when we were really in it, I never thought about all the faces of the countless monsters, but now I just realized, you know, were people. But now their faces, that's all I see. So I don't know if being back in would be better or worse, Scott, I can't figure that out, but I guess there is a chance that it could be cathartic.
Scott Ward
There it is.

Marianne Peters
Would you look at that. They should have nuked Vegas in the early 90s, but this is great.
Scott Ward
Peters!
Marianne Peters
Holy shit.
Scott Ward
What's up?
Marianne Peters
What the hell brings you here?
Scott Ward
How's the job?
Marianne Peters
Sucks ass. What're you guys doing here?
Scott Ward
Well--
Maria Cruz
We are putting together a crew for a job.
Marianne Peters
Yeah? What does it pay?
Scott Ward
Well, if it pans out, you make two million dollars for one day's work.
Marianne Peters
Two million dollars?
Scott Ward
But--
Marianne Peters
That's my share, just for me? Two million dollars if it pans out? Hundred percent, I'm in, yeah.
Maria Cruz
You don't want to know the risks, or--
Marianne Peters
Why would I want to know the risks? Two million dollars? That's a lot of cash. Listen, I hate my life so deeply. If I had two million dollars my life would change drastically. Yeah. Thank you. Yes.
Scott Ward
You sure you don't want to know?
Marianne Peters
Uh. . . I bet it has something to do with a helicopter?
Scott Ward
Yeah.
Marianne Peters
I'm the helicopter guy.
Scott Ward
Yeah.
Marianne Peters
Yeah. Where do I sign?
Scott Ward
Okay.
Marianne Peters
I'm in.
Scott Ward
Thanks, bud. Nice seeing you, bud.
Maria Cruz
She hasn't changed at all, has she?
Scott Ward
Nope. Still weird as ever.
Maria Cruz
Come on. Next one's on me.

Mikey Guzman
Come on, shit, come on, shit. Eso, cabron, eso baby! That's what I'm fuckin' talking about!
Maria Cruz
Mikey Guzman.
Scott Ward
Mikey Guzman. Name rings a bell.
Maria Cruz
Check this out.
Mikey Guzman (video playback)
This's your boy, Mikey Guzman, taping live from East Las Vegas. We got a group of. . . I counted at least five, but let me double check. Hold on. Seven. We got seven shamblers. Boom, motherfucker! double headshot.
Scott Ward
Kid's crazy.
Maria Cruz
There are Reddit forums devoted to this guy.
Mikey Guzman (video playback)
Swagger, baby! Swagger, man, hell yeah.
Carlos (video playback)
That's how it's done.
Mikey Guzman (video playback)
Thank you very much. @GuzmanOfTheDead420. Make sure to like and subscribe. Yo. Yo, that mother fucker has a Rolex. That's ten grand large, at least.
Mikey Guzman
Hey!
Maria Cruz
Qué onda, güero?
Scott Ward
Mikey Guzman.
Mikey Guzman
Yo, what's up?
Scott Ward
What would you say about making 500 grand?
Mikey Guzman
I'd say, "Who the hell do I gotta kill?"
Scott Ward
I love him.

Scott Ward
What are we doing here?
Maria Cruz
You told me you needed a safecracker. Might be your missing piece.

Scott Ward
How would you like to make 250 grand for one day's work?
Ludwig Dieter
Oh my god.
Scott Ward
Can you crack it?
Ludwig Dieter
Can I crack it?
Scott Ward
Yeah.
Ludwig Dieter
Can I crack it? This is like showing me a picture of Botticelli's Madonna of the Magnificat and asking me if I want to fuck her. Okay, the man who designed this wonderful work of art, Hans Wagner, he named it der Götterdämmerung for the final chapter in his namesake, Richard Wagner's epic opera, Der Ring des Nibelungen. Can it be opened, and by me? I don't know. I honestly don't.
Scott Ward
Okay.
Ludwig Dieter
Watch your fingers, Mr. Big Hand. But of the world's living locksmiths, do I represent your greatest chance of opening it? I can, with humility, say yes.
Maria Cruz
You're in?
Ludwig Dieter
It's a doorway to another realm, my friends, and providence has brought you to me? We go through it together. By the way, what's your name?
Scott Ward
Scott Ward.
Ludwig Dieter
Sorry?
Scott Ward
Scott Ward.
Ludwig Dieter
Dieter. Scott Ward.

Vanderohe
Are you ready to play?

Maria Cruz
Yeah.

Bly Tanaka's warehouse[]

Mikey Guzman
Scott, this is Damon. That's Chambers. They're with me. They'll be on my dime.
Scott Ward
Okay.
Damon
How's it going?
Scott Ward
Welcome to the team, guys.
Vanderohe
Scott, you want to tell me what's up with the kid? Look at him. No offense, but he doesn't look like zombie killer material.
Ludwig Dieter
Hi, my name is Dieter, and I'm going to open what cannot be opened.
Vanderohe
Are you kidding me?
Scott Ward
No, we need the kid to open the safe. We lose him, we got nothing. Let's go, guys. Bring it in. Mr. Tanaka, team's all here.
Bly Tanaka
Lovely to have you all gathered here today. Meet your target. The Vegas Bly. You can't fly into Vegas - it's restricted airspace - but you can fly out. There is an abandoned rescue helicopter on top of the north tower, Sodom. If you coordinate and communicate, this should be a simple in-and-out. You will enter the city with a 32-hour window. Whatever zombies are still walking should be no problem for a gang of tough hombres such as yourselves.
Ludwig Dieter
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! My apologies. How, precisely, do we do the zombie killing?
Scott Ward
Oh, Jesus. Is there anybody else here who hasn't killed a zombie? Well, we all know the basics. Zombies, shamblers, the undead, whatever you wanna call them, when it comes to killing them, it's all about the brain.
Ludwig Dieter
Brain.
Scott Ward
One comes at you, shoot it in the brain. It's that simple. Any questions?
Ludwig Dieter
Yes. What if I took a big rock and smashed it into the head? Would-would that work?
Scott Ward
Yeah. Yeah, that, uh, that'd also, like, still be targeting the brain, so that would work.
Ludwig Dieter
Copy that.
Scott Ward
Sorry, Mr. Tanaka, please continue.
Bly Tanaka
From there, you move down the Strip. You'll reach the casino in less than two hours. You go in and find the generator. The safe, beneath the south tower, Gomorrah, is at the end of a hallway. There, you'll find several nonlethal deterrents. You'll have to find a way to trigger them. Meanwhile, our fearless pilot-slash-mechanic fuels the helicopter. Back at the main door, our safecracker gets to work. Like a surgeon or a painter, his masterpiece rendered in barely audible clicks. Finally, she succumbs to the sheer dominance of his gentle touch. Then, all you have to do is load the money on the helicopter and fly off into the sunset. All this a full day before the nuke ever leaves the launchpad. Easy peasy Japanesey.
Ludwig Dieter
Sorry, sir. We're not allowed to say that anymore. It's "lemon squeezy" now.
Bly Tanaka
Yeah, but I'm--
Marianne Peters
I think it's fine if he's Japanesey.
Bly Tanaka
As you wish. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Take a look. Oh, okay. Good job. Good job.
Damon
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. This is the real plan? It's zombies?
Mikey Guzman
Yeah, bro, what's going on? I thought you were cool with it. You were always talking about how, if you saw a zombie, you'd fuck his shit up.
Damon
That was bullshit, man.
Mikey Guzman
What?
Damon
Fuck this. I'm out. This is crazy. You all are gonna die.
Scott Ward
Jesus Christ.
Damon
Sorry, brother.
Scott Ward
Amateurs.
Mikey Guzman
Hey, Damon. Wait, man.
Scott Ward
All right, team, grab your load-out bags. See you at 6 AM sharp.
Vanderohe
Roger that, Cap.
Martin
Now, hold up, hold up. My name's Martin. I'm Mr. Tanaka's head of security. Anything you need, you talk to me. I can access any hardware you might want. I'll also be accompanying you on this job because of my extensive knowledge of the casino. Any questions? Good. See you at 0600.
Ludwig Dieter
0600?
Bly Tanaka
How're you feeling?
Scott Ward
You're insane. You know that, right? But if it's a choice between dying on the Strip and spending another day flipping patties at the Lucky Boy, I'll gamble on a few million.
Bly Tanaka
Have you given any thought to how you'll get in?
Scott Ward
Yeah.

Las Vegas Quarantine Center announcer
Recent arrivals require a full health inspection. Barstow Quarantine Center is a zero-tolerance facility. Without a green health clearance sticker on your key card, you will not be permitted in common areas.
Scott Ward
Hey! Kate.
Kate Ward
What are you doing here?
Scott Ward
I need to talk to you.
Kate Ward
No. No!
Scott Ward
Wait. Whoa! Just hear me out. Hear me out. I have an opportunity and I need your help. Look, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but do one thing for me--
Kate Ward
For you?
Scott Ward
Do this one thing, and I can give you 15 million dollars.
Kate Ward
Fifteen million? Fifteen. . . You don't have 15 million dollars.
Scott Ward
If you do this one thing for me, I will. I know this is not gonna make up for what I did, or what type of father I was.
Kate Ward
Yeah.
Scott Ward
With 15 million dollars, you can help these people. You can go back to school, do whatever you want. Whatever you do with this money, I know will be the right thing.
Kate Ward
What one thing?

Geeta
Hey. Hey! Hey. Hey. You're the Coyote, right? Take us in. Please. Please.

Vanderohe
Not bad for your first time.
Ludwig Dieter
Okay, I get it. I understand. I understand what a beautiful little machine.
Vanderohe
Hey, don't point a gun at me.
Ludwig Dieter
Sorry. Sorry. Whoo!
Scott Ward
Here comes our ride.
Maria Cruz
Oh, good. You want some water?
Scott Ward
Yeah.
Maria Cruz
You're kidding. What is this?
Scott Ward
What?
Maria Cruz
I swear to God, if this whole mission is some insane way for you to reconnect with your daughter. . .
Scott Ward
It's not, all right? Trust me. She's a volunteer at the camp. She's got connections. She's just giving us a ride into the quarantine zone. You really think I'd take her inside the city?

Martin
Hey, how you doing? I don't think we've officially met. My name's Martin.
Chambers
Don't talk to me. I don't trust these people, but especially you.
Martin
Oh.
Chambers
You stay the hell away from me.
Martin
Yes, ma'am. Ooh.

McCarran Quarantine Camp[]

McCarran Quarantine Camp announcer
Detainees at the Las Vegas McCarran Quarantine Center, this facility will be closed by the end of the day. No personnel. . .
Kate Ward
Criminals, meet your coyote.
Maria Cruz
Does coyote girl have a name?
Lilly
Lilly, but "Coyote" sounds cool. You can just call me that if you want.
Kate Ward
All right, I'll leave you guys to it. I'll meet you back outside Barstow in 24 hours. Okay?
Scott Ward
Okay.
Kate Ward
Try not to get nuked, or murdered by the undead. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What's wrong?
Angela
Mom's gone.

Vanderohe
Here.
Ludwig Dieter
Um, question.
Vanderohe
Yes, Dieter.
Ludwig Dieter
You don't think I need something bigger?
Vanderohe
If I give you something bigger than that, you're already dead.
Ludwig Dieter
Dead?
Vanderohe
Auf Wiedersehen, dead.
Ludwig Dieter
Um, this belongs to where?
Vanderohe
Give me a fucking break. Really?
Scott Ward
Dieter, try not to piss Van off.
Ludwig Dieter
Thank you, sir.
Scott Ward
Hey.
Kate Ward
What did you do?
Lilly
What do you mean?
Kate Ward
Stop! Get off me! Stop!
Scott Ward
What the hell's going on? The hell are you doing?
Kate Ward
You took her in. You took in Geeta.
Lilly
Yeah. I took her in. Her and two others. I take a lot of people in. They need that money to get out of here. You know that.
Kate Ward
She didn't come back.
Lilly
Well, not everyone does. They know the risks.
Kate Ward
She has two kids!
Lilly
She didn't tell me that. Listen, if I knew she had kids, I wouldn't have taken her.
Kate Ward
Did you see her die?
Lilly
No. They went ahead. I-I hung back. They never came out. I'm sorry. I waited, Kate, as long as I could, but at the end of the day. . .
Kate Ward
I'm coming with you.
Scott Ward
No, you're not.
Kate Ward
Yes, I am.
Scott Ward
We're not having this conversation. You're not coming.
Kate Ward
There are two kids whose mother is lost in there. Two kids that I help look out for. I have to find her.
Scott Ward
Well, tell us what she looks like. We'll look out for her.
Kate Ward
You think I trust you to do that?
Scott Ward
Kate! You're not coming!
Kate Ward
I'm not asking you! I'm telling you what's gonna happen.
Scott Ward
Come here. Listen to me. As someone who's seen what this looks like, this is not a path you wanna go down. I'm not gonna let you try. You're gonna stay put. We'll look for your friend. I'll see you when we get out. Okay?
Kate Ward
No. No, not okay. You listen. I'm going in either way. I can go in with you, and you can keep me safe, or--
Scott Ward
Kate.
Kate Ward
--or I'll just sneak in after you, and I'll probably die. The choice is yours. What's it gonna be, Dad?
Scott Ward
If we see your friend, great, but you are not to run off looking for her. This is life or death, and if you screw around, some of these people are gonna die. You understand that? And they've got families too. So you are never, ever to leave my sight. Those are my terms. Are we clear?
Kate Ward
Yeah. We're clear.
Scott Ward
Guys, this is Kate, newest member of the team.
Ludwig Dieter
Hey. Hello.
Marianne Peters
How's it going?
Maria Cruz
Scott, what the fuck?

Burt Cummings
You having a good time? What's he talking about? The bomb that's coming to kill you? Is that what you're talking about? That's the last bus. Go, Speedy Gonzales! Arriba.
McCarran Quarantine Camp announcer
This is a mandatory evacuation zone.
Lilly
Yeah, we're going to need one more guy.
Scott Ward
For what?
Lilly
You don't know what it's like in there. Not anymore.
Scott Ward
The team's big enough--
Lilly
Trust me. We need another person.
Burt Cummings
What the hell's going on here?
Lilly
You want to make 20 grand?
Burt Cummings
20 thousand dollars? Yeah, I'll make 20 fucking grand.
Kate Ward
I don't fucking get it. Why the fuck would she bring him?
Scott Ward
Honey, easy with the f-bombs, okay?
Kate Ward
Are you kidding?
Burt Cummings
Chainsaw.
Kate Ward
We're about to march into a sea of dead people and commit grand larceny, but excuse me for swearing.
Marianne Peters
That's for you.
Burt Cummings
Me? Oh, yes. I got this. Whoo! We're gonna have some fun, yeah? I'm telling you, you got the right guy for this. And also, if you happen to get scared in there or nervous, I want you to stay close to me.
Kate Ward
Mm-hmm.
Burt Cummings
I got you.
Kate Ward
Thanks.
Burt Cummings
What's up, bro?
Vanderohe
Gas tank. You carry that. Don't ever touch my saw again, okay? Don't ever talk to her again. Bro?
Burt Cummings
For sure.
Vanderohe
Good answer.
Lilly
All right, guys, let's go!
Burt Cummings
The fuck you looking at?

Tropicana Avenue[]

Vanderohe
Behind me.
Marianne Peters
Put your gun up, idiot.
Scott Ward
Hey. It's not too late to go back.
Lilly
There they are, the shamblers, what's left of them.
Ludwig Dieter
What happened to them exactly?
Lilly
What's it look like? Weren't smart enough to get out of the sun. You should see what happens when it rains. For a few hours, they all come back to life.
Ludwig Dieter
Oh, Scheisse!
Mikey Guzman
Okay, let's go. Come on.
Ludwig Dieter
How-how much rain is. . .
Chambers
Let's get this.
Burt Cummings
Tourists.
Martin
Hey, you're Lilly, right? You sure know your way around here.
Lilly
Well, what's it to you?
Martin
Well, maybe a lot. How much you know about how these things operate?
Lilly
Everything there is. Why?
Martin
Good to know.
Ludwig Dieter
Wow, was ist das?
Chambers
Holy shit. What is all this?
Kate Ward
What happened here?
Lilly
Where the police and military finally fell. Vegas' last stand.
Mikey Guzman
Whoa, whoa. Everybody be quiet. Do you hear that?
Lilly
Putain. . .
Maria Cruz
What the hell is that?
Marianne Peters
Get behind the car! Go! Behind the car!
Ludwig Dieter
What is this?
Lilly
Valentine.
Martin
Valentine? It's a goddamn zombie tiger. That's crossing the line.
Chambers
Hell, yeah.
Mikey Guzman
Awesome.
Lilly
Clear.
Vanderohe
Los geht's.
Ludwig Dieter
Okay.
Burt Cummings
The hell was that?
Lilly
She was one of Siegfried and Roy's. She guards the beginning of their territory.
Maria Cruz
Is there another way around?
Lilly
Not really. Hey, Cummings. Let me see your gun for a second.
Burt Cummings
What? No shot.
Lilly
Just for a second. I like it. It's beautiful.
Burt Cummings
It's reliable too.
Lilly
Oh, yeah?
Burt Cummings
Yeah.
Lilly
Can I touch it?
Burt Cummings
You wanna touch it?
Lilly
Yeah.
Burt Cummings
Just for a second.
Lilly
Just for a second.
Marianne Peters
Hey!
Lilly
I would say I was hoping I wouldn't have to do that, but I'd be lying.
Maria Cruz
What are you talking about?
Ludwig Dieter
What the hell is she doing?
Burt Cummings
She just shot me. Shoot her!
Lilly
They'll know we're here. They won't care so long as we play by their rules.
Maria Cruz
Rules? De qué habla esta pendeja?
Mikey Guzman
O sea, esta loca.
Lilly
If we wanna go further, we have to make a trade.
Maria Cruz
Trade?
Burt Cummings
No trade!
Maria Cruz
Really?
Lilly
Yes. An offering to show our subservience.
Maria Cruz
What are you talking about? They don't think.
Burt Cummings
Shoot this bitch!
Maria Cruz
If they come, we kill them.
Lilly
You don't understand. They're not what you think they are.
Burt Cummings
Shoot her in the face!
Lilly
We're not talking about shamblers here. You're right. They-they don't think. They just move and eat. But we're talking about the other ones.
Vanderohe
The alphas.
Lilly
Yes. They're smarter. They're faster. They're organized. Straight out of your fucking nightmares.
Burt Cummings
Please. Please.
Lilly
You all keep talking about the city like it's their prison. It's not. It's their kingdom. They won't mind us poking around the outside so long as we play by their rules.
Burt Cummings
Oh my god!
Lilly
We're moving into the heart of it now.
Burt Cummings
Please, please! I have a mother. I love her. Please.
Lilly
Well, everyone has a mom, you cunt, but not everyone is an abuser lording power over quarantined women.
Burt Cummings
She's lying! She's lying. That's not true.
Lilly
Shut your mouth. I've seen what you've done to those women. You fucking rapist.
Burt Cummings
Oh my god! That's not true at all. Oh, fuck, no! No!
Lilly
She's coming.
Burt Cummings
Who's coming? What's coming?
Ludwig Dieter
She? What's she?
Burt Cummings
No, please. We bonded. Please. No. No, no, no. Don't trust her.
Ludwig Dieter
Sorry.
Burt Cummings
No, no, no, please. Help me. Don't go. No, we're a team.
Mikey Guzman
What the. . .
Burt Cummings
What-what the fuck?
Ludwig Dieter
Scheisse.
Burt Cummings
Help. Shoot this! What the fuck is this thing? Listen, no. No. Hi. I'm not here to hurt you. Come on. Help me, help me, help me, help me. No! No, no, no, no, no. Help me! Don't do it. Just stay away. What are you doing? No. Oh my god! Go away. Go over there. Go over there. No! Help! No!
Scott Ward
You ever seen her kill anyone?
Lilly
Oh yeah. Couple times.
Burt Cummings
No!
Scott Ward
Did they come back?
Lilly
Yep, as shamblers.
Burt Cummings
No!
Lilly
My theory: This started with one of them, an original.
Burt Cummings
Oh, my god! No!
Lilly
Whoever that is, if he bites you. . .
Vanderohe
Then you become an alpha.
Lilly
Exactly.
Kate Ward
Looks like they're taking him to the Olympus.
Marianne Peters
Good. Now we know where not to go.
Lilly
I've never figured out exactly how it works. All I know is they take you in there, and you come out like one of them. One of the fast ones.
Kate Ward
So, they're taking him there to turn him.
Scott Ward
Yes.
Kate Ward
Scott, that could be where Geeta is.
Kate Ward
Kate, we've already talked about this. We have time.
Scott Ward
It's not an option.
Kate Ward
Fine. That's what I thought.
Chambers
So, the shithead buys us passage, and we keep going?
Lilly
Well, yeah. The shithead should buy us some goodwill, but I'm not about to flaunt it by walking on their streets. If we want to go further, we go indoors. Allez, let's go.

Underground mall[]

Marianne Peters
Hey, uh, has there been any thought given to triage?
Scott Ward
How do you mean?
Marianne Peters
Well, I mean, obviously, the German is the most important person 'cause he can open the safe, but barring that, it's got to be me, right? Because without me, you can't fly the chopper out of here. So that would make me second most important. And I don't know if you two are tied for third or whatever, but I'm certainly more important than that guy. Sorry. I didn't know you were listening. I am way-- Okay, I am definitely more important than that guy. I don't trust that guy. You know why he was hired? He was hired to keep tabs on us for when we open the safe, that we didn't take the money and run. We should be incentivized. I'm not trying to be the bad guy, but we should be incentivized to let him die.
Martin
What? What's everybody looking at me for?
Maria Cruz
It's a free country. People can look at whoever they want.
Martin
Actually, it's not a free country. We're not in America anymore. Haven't you heard?
Scott Ward
Which technically makes it an even freer country, right?
Martin
Whatever.

Burt Cummings
What the fuck is this? Stay away from me! What the fuck? What is that? No. Hey. Hey. Let me talk to you for a second. I can help you. Just let me-- Okay. Okay. What the fuck? No. No. No. No. No! Okay. Okay, look. Let's just talk turkey for a second. I--

Ludwig Dieter
Oh, shit.
Lilly
Don't touch them. Don't shine the light in their eyes. I've seen this before. They're hibernating.
Mikey Guzman
Well if we can't see them, how are we supposed to move forward?
Scott Ward
I'll mark us a path.
Chambers
Go for it.
Martin
Why? You want to check out my ass?
Chambers
No. I don't trust you to have our backs if shit goes bad. I've been watching you, and you're up to something. When we all get to the casino, I think we need to have a little conversation about what exactly your role is here.
Martin
Knock yourself out. Gotcha, bitch.
Chambers
You motherfucker. Bitch. Fuck!
Lilly
This way!
Mikey Guzman
Where's Chambers?
Martin
She was right behind me.
Mikey Guzman
What happened? What did you do?
Martin
I didn't do anything. She started shooting. I wasn't even close to her.
Mikey Guzman
Bullshit! She was back there with you! I know she was!
Martin
Buddy--
Mikey Guzman
What happened?
Martin
You don't want to--
Mikey Guzman
Motherfucker!
Martin
She's gone! Come on. Leave her! She's dead!
Mikey Guzman
Chambers! Chambers! Come on!
Chambers
Go! Run! Run!
Scott Ward
Guz, come on. Let's go. Guzman. Guz! She's gone. We gotta move. Come on, move!

Bly's Casino[]

Kate Ward
Lilly. There's no way Geeta's alive, right? I mean, look at these things.
Lilly
Don't be so sure. I brought a guy in once. Lost sight of him. Had to leave him. I thought he was dead. Then three days later, he came walking back out.
Kate Ward
What happened to him?
Lilly
Said they took him to the Olympus. Shoved him in a room with two other people. The leader, he came for them one by one. If my guy hadn't escaped, he would have been next.
Kate Ward
So that's a pretty common theme for you? Leaving people behind.
Lilly
Do you think I enjoy having to leave people? I'm doing what I can to make things right.
Ludwig Dieter
Sir. Come here. Look at this.
Maria Cruz
The hell? Is that--
Scott Ward
Yeah, another set of blueprints to the safe.
Ludwig Dieter
Another set of blueprints.
Scott Ward
Slimy bastard, Tanaka. Tanaka had other teams here before us. Do you know anything about this?
Martin
That's news to me. Peters, get up to the roof. Get that chopper running as fast as possible. Cruz, go with her.
Maria Cruz
She talks too much.
Marianne Peters
Look, I'm excited to see my friends again, okay? Sue me.
Martin
Me and the Coyote will do a perimeter check, board up the doors.
Scott Ward
Yeah. Kate and I are gonna find the generators.
Martin
Backup gennie's on the third-floor roof. That's gonna be your safer bet.
Scott Ward
Third-floor roof. Got it. Van, get Dieter down to the vault. Take Guzman with you.
Vanderohe
Roger that.
Martin
Dieter, access card for the outer doors to the safe and the service elevators. It's by the cashiers windows that way. This should get you inside. Here.
Ludwig Dieter
Thank you.
Martin
That one's mine. I got another one for you.
Scott Ward
All right. Everybody knows what they're doing. Let's get it done.
Martin
Yes, sir.

Marianne Peters
What a hunk of junk.
Maria Cruz
No la vayas a cagar, my friend.
Marianne Peters
Right. Bye. What the hell is this? Spent all his money on that fucking miniature?

Martin
I really hate that tiger. It's perverse. What was it? Guilt finally get the better of you? One too many out there to die?
Lilly
Matter of fact, yes, it has.
Martin
That mom Kate's looking for, did you shoot her in the leg too?
Lilly
No, I just lost her. I've never left anyone I didn't have to or who didn't deserve it. You have no idea what I've seen in those camps. What those people have to do to survive. At least within these walls, the rules are clear. You don't see them fucking each other over. Okay? If you screw me, two between the eyes.
Martin
Two? Why two?
Lilly
The second one's just for fun.
Martin
Ah! Shit. What happens now?
Lilly
We wait.

Scott Ward
You understand that I had to do it, right?
Kate Ward
Do what?
Scott Ward
Put her down. You know, all those things they were saying about me after. I want to make sure you know I loved her.
Kate Ward
Yeah.
Scott Ward
We loved each other. If I ever made it seem like that wasn't the case, I'm sorry.
Kate Ward
I got it. It's okay.
Scott Ward
You do?
Kate Ward
Yes. You did what you had to do. She was one of them. It-it's fine. Okay? Wait, you think that's why I haven't been talking to you all these years?
Scott Ward
Well, it seemed like the. . . Seemed like the logical assumption, yeah.
Kate Ward
No. What you did and what happened to her, I never blamed you for that, ever.
Scott Ward
Well, I don't. . . I don't get it. If it wasn't what happened, what the hell was it?
Kate Ward
It's not the. . . It's not the fact that you killed my mother. It's that you never showed up after, okay? You. . . You weren't there, Scott. You didn't call. You didn't visit. You didn't talk about it. You didn't comfort me.
Scott Ward
Yeah, you're right. It's 'cause every time I looked at you, I just saw her and it hurt like hell. Hurt like hell. And then when I tried to come back around, you just. . . You seemed like you didn't want me there, so I assumed I should just stay gone. You know, maybe there's a chance we could still--
Kate Ward
Still what?
Scott Ward
I don't know. Maybe you could look into college somewhere. We shouldn't need money. I could open a restaurant. A new food truck. Just have a life. I was thinking, uh. . . I was thinking artisan grilled cheese sandwiches.
Kate Ward
Artisan grilled cheese?
Scott Ward
Yeah, what do you think?
Kate Ward
Yeah, uh. . . I don't know. It's a-it's a nice idea, but. . . I've spent so long hating you that I can't just turn that off. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That came-that came out meaner-
Scott Ward
No, it's all right.
Kate Ward
-than I meant it to.
Scott Ward
No, I understand. Let's just get this done.

Götterdämmerung heist[]

Mikey Guzman
Ay, su puta madre.
Vanderohe
Guz!
Ludwig Dieter
I got the bride. I got the bride! I shot her three times.
Vanderohe
Actually, it was four.
Ludwig Dieter
Four. Whoo-hoo! Not zombie-killing material, my ass, Mr. Vanderohe. Sorry, sir. Um, all right. Okay. Okay. Götterdämmerung. You've been here in the dark waiting for me. You're so beautiful. See? Oh, look. There's another team of grave robbers. They tried to cut their way in? That's so stupid. You stupid, poor skeletons. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. All they managed to do is to screw up the card reader.
Vanderohe
Is it another team, or is it us, Dieter?
Ludwig Dieter
Huh?
Vanderohe
Think about it. Us. I mean, look at them. It's us. It could be us in another timeline, and we're caught in some infinite loop of fighting and dying, fighting and dying, fighting and dying. And Tanaka. . . the puppet master. Devil. God. And we, you, me, Guz, and the rest of the team, simply pawns in some perverse play where we're destined to repeat our failures. And finally, in some mind-bending, ironic reveal, it all begins again.
Ludwig Dieter
Cool.
Vanderohe
Boom.

Martin
Amazing.

Ludwig Dieter
There. That's where the first pressure trigger is. It's some kind of a booby trap, trust me. If we could find something to trigger it. . . There.
Mikey Guzman
I see.
Ludwig Dieter
By the way, I love your hair.
Mikey Guzman
Thanks.

Geeta
Oh, God. Oh, God. No! Oh, God.

Martin
Hey, sweetheart. Gotcha. Get off me!
Lilly
You okay?
Martin
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Lilly
Good luck.
Martin
Hey, gorgeous. Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay. Oh. Easy, easy, easy. Hey, hey, hey. Okay, yeah.

Geeta
No. No. No! No!

Lilly
What are you doing? You said you just needed a vial of her blood.
Martin
Well, forget blood. You know how much the whole head of one of these things is worth to my boss, to the government? Mwah! In the right hands, this is the power to make more of them. The power to control your own zombie army. That's the ultimate WMD.
Lilly
This isn't what we agreed to.
Martin
Well, you want your deal or not? Huh? That's what I thought. So you keep your goddamn mouth shut.
Lilly
Okay, we need to go.
Martin
Why? They gonna come looking for her if she doesn't radio back to base?
Lilly
Her death cry. They'll have heard it. Once they find her body, our trade is off.
Martin
What are they gonna do?
Lilly
I don't know.

Mikey Guzman
Now we're talking.
Vanderohe
Off you go. Come on, go get it. That's right.
Mikey Guzman
Come on, fool.
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I-I'm okay. Everything's fine.
Mikey Guzman
Where you getting all these?
Vanderohe
Who's got the hot hand? All right, here we go. You can taste it. Huh? Huh? Okay, let's go get it. Watch this, Guz. You see that, Diet? It's not the meat, it's the heat.
Ludwig Dieter
Okay. And the deterrent should be releasing right. . . now. What, that's it? Oh, wow. That's so scary. Oh, Scheisse! Fuck. That was supposed to be nonlethal. That has to be illegal, right?
Vanderohe
Good old Tanaka. Guess he wasn't screwing around. So is that it, Dieter, huh? Is it safe now?
Ludwig Dieter
I think, probably. Okay. Now, now, now it's probably clear.
Mikey Guzman
Good luck with that.
Vanderohe
Oh, come on, Guz. It was just getting fun.

Marianne Peters
Yes. Yes! Yes! Come on! Come on! Yes! Yes! You filthy piece of shit. Fuck!

Ludwig Dieter
Oh, um. . .
Vanderohe
You okay there, Dieter?
Ludwig Dieter
I'm okay there.
Vanderohe
Yeah?
Ludwig Dieter
Um, um. . . Can you help me, Mr. Vanderohe?
Vanderohe
Yeah. Absolutely.
Ludwig Dieter
Thank you.
Vanderohe
One, two, three.
Ludwig Dieter
If I can open it, it will be either destruction or renewal. Death or rebirth.
Vanderohe
That's heavy, brother. But I dig it.

WBC World News newscaster
The decision came down to the wire, but ultimately, the president caved to the pressures to move the date of the bombing off of the holiday. This marked a reversal of his earlier position that dropping the nuke on the Fourth would be, quote, "Really cool and the ultimate fireworks show," and quote, "Actually kind of patriotic if you think about it." Due to fears that mounting anger from humanitarian groups would cause the bombing to be postponed indefinitely, the administration has made the dramatic choice to not postpone the bombing but rather to move it up by a full 24 hours.
Maria Cruz
The fuck?
WBC World News newscaster
The scheduled drop time now coming at sunset tonight. Stay with us. . .
Martin
Mother of God.
Maria Cruz
Are you fucking kidding me?
Kate Ward
What?
WBC World News newscaster
Keep checking back with us here. In related news. . .
Maria Cruz
It's insane.
WBC World News newscaster
. . .the International Society of Elvis Impersonators. . .
Martin
Think that kid has that safe open yet?
Mikey Guzman
Better get out of here.
Scott Ward
Peters.
Marianne Peters
Yeah.
Scott Ward
We got a problem. They moved the bomb up.
Marianne Peters
Oh, nice. I'm glad they decided to move the nuclear bomb up. I was getting kind of antsy.
Scott Ward
We've got about 90 minutes before this place is dust. How's it going up there?
Marianne Peters
Good. I actually found a pool. Been working on my tan. Gotta even this shit out. You know what I'm talking about? How's it going over there? Get the safe open yet?
Scott Ward
It's a little slower than we thought, but we're close.
Marianne Peters
All right. I'm just giving it a wash and wax, so hurry up. Just waiting on you, man. All set. Son of a bitch.

Scott Ward
Hey, Dieter. How's that safe coming?
Ludwig Dieter
Scheisse!
Vanderohe
Scott, he's working, man.
Ludwig Dieter
You see this? The four locks? You know what that is?
Scott Ward
No.
Ludwig Dieter
No, of course not. It's a rotating randomization mechanism, right, Mr. Vanderohe?
Vanderohe
Affirmative.
Ludwig Dieter
Yeah. You, Mr. Sausagefinger, you just made me mess up, and now we're back to ground zero. If you mess it up again, it locks forever. You understand? Forever.
Maria Cruz
Okay, how long will it take you to open it?
Ludwig Dieter
Okay. Thirty minutes.
Maria Cruz
Okay.
Ludwig Dieter
Thirty minutes of silence.
Scott Ward
You got it.
Ludwig Dieter
Silencio. Of silence. Okay? Mr. Vanderohe, can you please keep your team quiet? I need to concentrate. Thank you.
Scott Ward
Thirty minutes, that's not bad. Right?
Vanderohe
Nuclear bomb drops on us in an hour and 20 minutes.
Scott Ward
Right, which gives us an hour to get to the helicopter and get out of here. That's plenty of time.
Vanderohe
Plenty.
Maria Cruz
What's the alternative? Run for the edge of the city? I don't think we'll make it.
Scott Ward
No, we don't need an alt. We trust him.
Maria Cruz
Yeah.
Scott Ward
He can do it.
Maria Cruz
Definitely.
Scott Ward
Right, Van?
Vanderohe
Yeah, no, no, no. He's got it. Our guy Dieter can do it.
Ludwig Dieter
Ah, fuck.

Scott Ward
Must be the fire egress.
Kate Ward
Yeah, I got it.
Scott Ward
It's probably how the last team got in and how those shamblers got down here. Hey, what do you think about tofu?
Kate Ward
What?
Scott Ward
Tofu. My next food truck. I was thinking, can make anything out of tofu. Tofu burgers, tofu fries, tofu milkshake, tofu cheesecake. I don't know what that is. Tofu cheesecake. I don't know. I thought maybe, since everyone's going vegan now, you know. Humans are figuring out they're not at the top of the food chain. What do you think?
Kate Ward
Yeah, it's-it's okay.
Scott Ward
Yeah.
Kate Ward
Keep thinking.
Scott Ward
All good up there?
Kate Ward
Uh, yeah. We're secure.

Mikey Guzman
Shit.
Scott Ward
How much we got in the cart?
Martin
I'd say 200 grand, easy.
Mikey Guzman
Imagine what's in the safe.
Lilly
Check this out.
Scott Ward
That is the most money I've ever held in my hand. As soon as that door opens, it's a rounding error. Toilet paper.
Maria Cruz
I'll take it if you don't want it.
Scott Ward
No, that's cool. I got it.
Maria Cruz
Are you sure?
Scott Ward
I got it.
Ludwig Dieter

Oh, my god. Guys, I've. . . I've done it. I've done it.

Vanderohe
Wait, what? You did it? Like. . . like, did it did it? He did it.
Ludwig Dieter
The only thing that's left is to turn the wheel. As it was inevitable that we would. Mr. Vanderohe, would you do me the honor?
Scott Ward
All right, come on. Let's go, guys. We got about 20 minutes before this place is dust. Let's pack this shit up and go.
Ludwig Dieter
Yeah.
Scott Ward
Hey, Vanny, where's your head at now, bud?
Vanderohe
It's in a good place, Scott. It's in a good fucking place.
Ludwig Dieter
Mr. Vanderohe.
Vanderohe
Let's go, Guz. Let's get it.
Scott Ward
Just like old times, right? Well, not just like old times but just as crazy.
Maria Cruz
Yeah.
Scott Ward
What's wrong?
Maria Cruz
I don't know, Scott.
Scott Ward
Hey, you can talk to me. What's up?
Maria Cruz
You think so?
Scott Ward
Yeah.
Maria Cruz
You're really stupid. You know that?
Scott Ward
Did I miss something? 'Cause we're richer--
Maria Cruz
I didn't come here for the money, dumb shit. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'll take the millions, but I came here for you. I thought we could have had something, but then you just went away. It's just that seeing you again is just bringing it all back. And it's not that I've been waiting. You know, I-I haven't. I'm happy, you know. Well, I'm-I'm fine. I just thought that, maybe. . .
Scott Ward
I thought I'd fucked that up forever.
Maria Cruz
Forever is a long time.
Scott Ward
I'm realizing that I've been wrong about everything. About you and me, me and Kate. Have you seen Kate? Kate? Hey, is Kate down there?
Mikey Guzman
Not here!
Scott Ward
Kate!
Maria Cruz
Where the hell is she?

Nuclear strike on Las Vegas[]

Scott Ward
Kate? Kate! Goddamn it! I know where she went.
Maria Cruz
Scott, listen to me. Let's think this through. Wait for the rest--
Scott Ward
There's nothing to think about. I know where she went. She's my daughter. I'll get her back.
Maria Cruz
I'm coming with you.
Scott Ward
No, you're not.
Maria Cruz
I'm not gonna let you go out there alone.
Scott Ward
Thank you.
Martin
This way out!
Lilly
Let's go. Let's go!
Vanderohe
What do you think?
Ludwig Dieter
The money.
Vanderohe
The money. Okay.
Martin
Guzman, cover this corner.
Vanderohe
Fuck! Come on, Dieter! Come on!
Martin
No, no, no!
Lilly
Hey, what are you doing?
Martin
Whoo!
Lilly
Martin, let us out of here.
Martin
Oh, my god, I got you twice. I got you twice. Slow learner. Tanaka doesn't give a shit about the money. What's in this bag is worth ten times what's in that vault. Okay, I'm gonna go kill that dumbass pilot, now that she's fixed the chopper, fly myself out of here. Au revoir. Moron.
Lilly
Let us out of here!
Ludwig Dieter
Fuck.
Vanderohe
No!
Mikey Guzman
Fire in the hole!
Martin
Hey, baby. You still with me? Come on, now. Damn it!
Lilly
Three.
Scott Ward
All right. We'll make a run for that elevator. Get up to the roof. Don't stop for anything. Go! Fuck!
Mikey Guzman
Come on! Let's go!
Marianne Peters
Come on! Come on! Yeah! Come on.
Scott Ward
Peters! What the hell?
Marianne Peters
Give me 30 seconds.
Scott Ward
What the hell is that?
Lilly
The head of his queen. Martin said he'd let everyone out of the camps if I helped him. If I didn't say anything. Liar!
Marianne Peters
Goddamn it! Come on!
Scott Ward
Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
Lilly
I know what I'm doing. Just go! I'll hold him. Go! Now! Go! That's right, motherfucker. One more step, and I'll blow her head off. Well, more off.
Marianne Peters
What are we doing?
Lilly
Just go!
Scott Ward
Let's go!
Scott Ward
Goddamn it.
Marianne Peters
Scott, was that a zombie in a goddamn cape?
Scott Ward
Just fly.
Marianne Peters
Where's the money?
Scott Ward
There is no money, but, Peters, Kate's at the Olympus. We got to go get her.
Marianne Peters
How much time do we have?
Scott Ward
We got about nine minutes.
Marianne Peters
Goddamn it! You son of a bitch! If we do this. . . you better find her, man.
Kate Ward
Oh, my god.
Geeta
Kate?
Kate Ward
Geeta.
Geeta
Kate.
Kate Ward
Geeta, I found you. You're alive.
Geeta
Oh, my god, Kate. Oh, Kate.
Kate Ward
Oh, my god.
Geeta
Kate, you came back for me.
Scott Ward
Hey, Peters. Don't screw me.
Marianne Peters
Just go!
Kate Ward
Are you bitten?
Geeta
No.
Kate Ward
Are you bitten?
Geeta
He hasn't gotten to us yet.
Kate Ward
Okay, we need to go right now. Come with me. Come with me.
Geeta
Okay.
Scott Ward
Kate? Kate? Kate! God. Fuck!
Geeta
Daisy!
Scott Ward
Kate!
Geeta
Kate, let's go. Let's go!
Scott Ward
Kate!
Kate Ward
Damn.
Scott Ward
Kate! Ah! She left us. Goddamn it. She left us.
Kate Ward
Wait, you guys. . . you guys hear that?
Marianne Peters
I know, I know. Somewhere between leaving your ass and saving my own, I developed a conscience. It's exhausting. Get in. Come on, let's go.
Scott Ward
Go, go!
Marianne Peters
Holy shit! Hold on! Hold on!
Kate Ward
No! No!
Kate Ward
Dad? Dad? Hey. Hey. Dad, I'm right. . . Okay. Okay.
Scott Ward
Oh, thank God you're okay.
Kate Ward
Hey. Hey, it's not so bad. It's not so bad. It's fine. It's not as deep. . .
Scott Ward
You don't have to do that. Don't do that. I know what this means.
Kate Ward
Don't.
Scott Ward
Hey.
Kate Ward
No.
Scott Ward
I've been thinking. I've been thinking a lot, Kate. It's got to be lobster rolls. You know, the food truck.
Kate Ward
Yeah.
Scott Ward
Scott's lobster rolls. 'Cause everybody loves a goddamn lobster roll, right?
Kate Ward
Yeah. Everyone loves a goddamn lobster roll.
Scott Ward
Hey. Hey, I got something for you. Here. I know it's not millions, but this should get Geeta's kids out of the camp for good. Here. Here, you take that. You go and make it right.
Kate Ward
Okay. Okay.
Scott Ward
I'm so goddamn proud of you. I love you, Kate. I'm sorry I ran. I'm such a coward.
Kate Ward
You're not a coward. You're not a coward. You're the bravest man I know. I love you so much. I'm so sorry.
Scott Ward
Hey.
Kate Ward
Yeah?
Scott Ward
Let me just look at you.
Kate Ward
Dad. Dad. I'm so sorry. So sorry!
Scott Ward
Kate! Kate!

Vanderohe
Hey! Hey!

Vanderohe
I would like to rent that gray and black plane out there.
Chavez
I'm sorry, sir. Unfortunately, that's a privately owned aircraft. I'm not able to just rent you that plane. Um. . . Let me see what I can do.
Jessica
Enjoy.
Vanderohe
Well, that is amazing. Honestly, how do you ladies make that in that little kitchen back there? It's like magic.
Jessica
Voilà.
Vanderohe
We should. . . we should make a toast.
Jessica
Oh, we can't. We're working.
Vanderohe
No, no. Just one. . . One glass, one toast. It would make one happy man. It'd mean a lot to me.
Jessica
What the hell? Let's do it.
Vanderohe
That's the spirit. To quote the great Joseph Campbell, he said, "It is by going down into the abyss where we recover the treasures of life. Where you stumble, there lies your treasure." To the ironic twist of the unknown. Bottoms up.
Jessica
Cheers.
Vanderohe
Cheers.
Jessica
Mmm. That's nice. All right. All right. Let's sit back down there. There we go. Okay. Here, take these.
Vanderohe
I'm sorry. I'm a little embarrassed.
Jessica
Okay. It's okay, honey.
Vanderohe
I'm good. I'm good.
Jessica
You don't look so good.
Vanderohe
Long day.
Jessica
Your skin is really cold. So, I'm gonna let the captain know.
Vanderohe
No, no, no. Let me just hit the head and splash some water on my face. I'll be good as gold.
Jessica
Okay. All right, come on. Come on.
Vanderohe
Okay. Yep. Let's get up.
Vanderohe
Okay. Thank you.
Jessica
All right, let's get you in.
Vanderohe
It's right here?
Jessica
Yep, right there. That's it, right there.
Vanderohe
Yeah, okay.
Jessica
Are you sure you're okay?
Vanderohe
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Jessica
Okay, all right.
Vanderohe
Come on.
Pilot (via intercom)
Good evening, this is your captain speaking. We will be beginning our final descent into Mexico City. I'd like to ask you to please return to your seat and fasten your safety belt. The local time is 9:30 p.m and the temperature is 67 degrees. Thanks for flying with us.
Vanderohe
Fuck.
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